There are lots of hours. Usually 24 of them in a day. Sometimes we are available, sometimes we aren't. We aren’t a regular business, not really a business at all, we are a family.

 

Someone is usually around but please make an appointment before you come by. We might be at the beach or snow shoeing, maybe taking a dump a dump, we might be having a nap or getting lucky, who knows. maybe someone is nude sunbathing and some things just cant be cant be unseen! we respect your privacy, please do the same. we are all very friendly and approachable but we don’t really like being startled. some of us are older and might suffer cardiac arrest, some are young and babies cry enough without being startled by a stranger.

 

Sylus is our head of security, he can look scary and yell a lot, but he’s very friendly, he might jump on you although we are training him not too, he might even try to kiss you if you scratch behind his ears, he’s not great with boundaries and personal space. If you’d prefer not to be greeted by him, please mention that before you come for your scheduled visit and we will ask him to stay inside.

 

We are flexible (isn’t yoga cool?) and want you to be happy with your experience. Send a message 🍎 and we can arrange a time that works well for everyone.