What the heck is this? Why would anyone pay for this you might have just thought. Well, its only $2.99/month. Maybe you had a fancy coffee today, some of us like fancy coffee too, maybe you spent $36 (a whole year of subscription!) on smokes and beer yesterday and will do he same many more times this month. We don’t encourage alcohol or tobacco consumption but we pass no judgments. Maybe you have an expensive gym membership that you don’t even use? some of us like the gym too, health is important but gym memberships are expensive. Maybe you like to help out your family, so do we. Maybe you’ve had a great experience with one of the family and want to show your continued support so that we can be more comfortable in the winter months. Maybe you wouldn’t you even notice $.2.99 a month on your bank statement? Probably not. You might be paying much more for a subscription to another source of entertainment that is much more expensive and you don’t even utilize it. Extremely successful musicians have a “fan support” option where one can make a financial donation. some people have lots of money and like to share. you are welcome to make a one time donation to our family too. We also accept donations of other useful things. maybe you have salvage materials or reusable items that could be helpful. Restricted access 🍎 grants you exclusive access to expedited fulfillment of requests. We aren’t a big box store.

 

We don’t necessarily have everything in stock all the time. we like to satisfy requests 10 days from the time we receive them but if you would prefer to receive your request sooner than later we will shuffle our schedule to accommodate yours. If you don’t want to sign up to restricted access, you can could offer us a 5% tip to have your request satisfied asap, often within 48 hours.

 

You will have the first opportunity to limited series items and be placed in preferential placement for things like fiddle head U-pick, vegetable harvest, and discounted items, if one of the family has a whoopsiedoodle and causes slight damage to a perfectly functional item. If you like to save your hard earned cash this might be a great option. there will be one of a kind
pieces of art that will be available to our subscribers for 90 days before being shared on our free newsletter    if you don’t like this idea but are interested in keeping up do date,why not sign up for our news letter? its free and comes directly to your email on occasion. We wont be sending repetitive crap every week or pushing you to acquire something from the family.

 

The newsletters will let you know when we have accomplished one of our goals, or updated the website with more interesting content and new features. Of course you can unsubscribe from either of those at any time but we sure hope you stick around there will be lots of entertaining new features in the future such as a YouTube channel and useful links, funny stories to share and reviews from happy people.